Reints Labs Arcade: ARCADE
Games for the end times
Small, bleak, one-thumb games. Install any of them to your home screen; they keep working offline, which is more than can be said for most of us.
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Circling the Drain---—
Grapevine---—
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Everyone who plays · Tap a game for its top 10 · Afterlife: fewest days wins
HISCORES.DAT12 games
Today's challenge
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Same start for everyone today, one board, and it all resets at midnight. Like most things.
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DAILY.DATNew game at midnight
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12 machines · No refunds
Vertical Filing
The cabinets are full. Stack every form on the last one until the tower reaches whoever is in charge. One tap. Infinite paperwork.
YOUR BEST—
Clock in →
Circling the Drain
Graveyard pinball. The flippers are coffins, the ball is a skull, and the dead rise for multiball. Grieve fast before your soul rolls into Acceptance.
YOUR BEST—
Begin grieving →
Grapevine
Turn the air ducts so one terrible rumor reaches every desk before 5 PM, when everyone goes home.
YOUR BEST—
Start a rumor →
Funeral Drummer
Drum for the procession. Every miss makes the mourners happier. Fill the Cheer meter and it becomes a party, and you are fired.
YOUR BEST—
Begin the dirge →
Candy Evolution
Slide twin candies together and they evolve. Eleven species, one Sugar Singularity, zero survivors. Your board saves itself; your dignity does not.
YOUR BEST—
Start evolving →
Avalanche Ski
The mountain is listening. Carve to build your multiplier, tuck to outrun the snow, and accept that it wins eventually. It has more time than you.
YOUR BEST—
Drop in →
Quick Sync
Everyone wants a quick sync. Fend off coworkers with sticky notes, headphones and Reply All until 5:00 PM. Nobody leaves early.
YOUR BEST—
Start the workday →
Labeled Lunch
Someone keeps eating your lunch. Guard the fridge with staplers, passive-aggressive notes and reheated fish for 15 waves. The CEO is also hungry.
YOUR BEST—
Label my lunch →
Return to Office
Return-to-office is mandatory. Your coworkers came back first, and something happened to them in the all-hands. Fight 1,000 meters to the parking lot.
YOUR BEST—
Badge in →
Afterlife Allotment
Congratulations on your death. Farm a haunted plot by the Styx, build machines that work without you, and save 1,000 obols for a ferryman who does not take cards.
FASTEST—
Begin eternity →
Last Ride
The good hearse is in the shop. Drive Uncle Gerald 1,000 meters over the hills to the cemetery in a pickup, and try to arrive with Gerald.
YOUR BEST—
Start the procession →
Smite Quota
Your smiting numbers are down. Corporate Heaven has noticed. Meet the daily quota of heretic souls or be reassigned to Weather (Drizzle Division).
YOUR BEST—
Clock in →
12 object(s)No refunds
Install a game
Open a game, then on iPhone tap Share → Add to Home Screen; on Android or desktop Chrome use Install app from the menu. Each game installs on its own and keeps working offline.
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